did i ever tell you guys about the time i tapped out a black belt so many times in a row that he gave me his black belt and went to start from white again? no shit its legit. his name was hicksen gravy or something like that. i think its actually a black belt 6th degree.
helio gracie wanted to give me a platinum belt for all the help i gave him in creating jiu jitsu. i time travelled back and taught basic martial art concepts to the romans and then some other techniques to the japanese, and then bjj techniques to helio.
Ive been going around as a white belt to try and see what its like but i think its time i came out and finally showed who i really am. i can send people pictures of my autographs via snapchat if they want them.