I need a dead serious opinion from SERIOUS MUSICIANS!!!

[dirtybird]

1. The Neighbors Gentle
2. Kudzu for Kristians
3. The Arms of Your Lady
4. Fork Night
5. Shivering Fat
6. Heinous in Uranus
7. Freckles
8. Dancing Pooptarts
9. I Wanna Hike
10. Yours Truly: A Band that inherits money from sock vendors...

[Josh Smith]

Kind of hard to offer suggestions without more info. What kind of places do you play? who is the clientèle? and so... but here you go any way...

Based on you location:
Alabama Blacksnake
Based on your friends occupation:
Jailbreak
Duty Crew
Based on guns:
Chambered
Lock N Load
Semi-Auto
Based on MMA;
Takedown
Fracture
Some randomness:
Dance To It
Growl
Stage Fright
Fright Night
Glory Days

Chad, I think you have been the most helpful so far!!! Thank you for a genuine, well thought out answer....

[Josh Smith]

I like the word fracture (as Chad suggested) but it needs something to go with it... Like Skull fracture (obviously not something that bland) or something creative that will compliment it well & sound catchy... I'm really not good when it comes to this genera... Thanks to those of you who are truly trying to help... I'm kinda disappointed in the rest of you (even though I'm sure you don't care)... If ANY of you guys had ask me to cut out the bullshit and help you, I would have tried to help out anyone of you to the best of my ability, but it's cool, I guess if we didn't have douche bags then no one would be around to make us laugh... Anyways It's been an on going Issue and it needs to be fixed before my band mates just settle for something that's lame & doesn't represent us well... I really appreciate it guys... Thank you again...

[Heidi McCreery]

How about Infinite Fracture (a fracture with not limits) or Finite Fracture (one that has limits).

[Brandon Mccaghren]

Dear Josh,

You used the word "serious" in your thread title twice. You were asking for it.

Signed,

The Douche Bags.

P.S. You should go with "Cheese Okay."

[Josh Smith]

Dear Josh,

You used the word "serious" in your thread title twice. You were asking for it.

Signed,

The Douche Bags.

P.S. You should go with "Cheese Okay."

I know I was, they were pretty funny and I can always respect a good sense of humor... Next time I'll just check out a music forum for serious inquires about music.. I apologize...

[Brandon Palmer]

If you don't name the band "Back to the Future 3", you're making a HUGE fucking mistake!

Second to that, however, would be "Haphazard Timmy".


DO NOT pick any of these:

- The "I Just Soddomized My Grandmother" Five (with quotations, and regardless of the number of band members)
- Stephen King Has Abnormally Fat Fingers...Good Thing I Wore Jeans
- Cut Out the Baby & Sew In a Dead Dog Carcass, for $500, Alex
- The Carrot Top Seems Trustworthy Review
- How Much to Make My Hand Stink?

[dirtybird]

Don't give up yet on "Stephen King Has Abnormally Fat Fingers...Good Thing I wore Jeans". I would totally pay money and/or trade animal/people skins to get into a concert from a band with that name.

But if you are looking to go the "Fracture" way might I suggest:
-You Fractured My Tibia, Geoffrey!
-Fracture, I don't Even Know Her
-Inglorious Weiner Fracture
-My Fracture Inside You (part 6)
-J'ai d'énormes imbéciles...FRACTURE

[Brandon Mccaghren]

- The "I Just Soddomized My Grandmother" Five

Thank you, Josh. You will be rewarded in Heaven for starting this thread, I am sure of it.

[Brandon Palmer]

Yes Joshua, the great Odin smiles upon you!