serious. a few weeks ago my wife and i went out for a drink. when i was in the bathroom a guy started hitting on my wife. when i came out of the bathroom and approached my table he started bragging to me that he was an mma fighter. i told him that i practise jiu jitsu, 10th planet with bill keeling but that bill is two hours away, maybe he would train with me on the days i couldn't make it to bills. He agreed, after asking what belt i am (white), and came over. i submitted him twice, he then grappled my 13, 90 pound son, who got position on him but couldn't tap him. i ask him where he trained and this is his master. the crazy thing is this guy has three state of the art schools, its a wierd world out there, thank god i smoke a lot of weed!!