lol, that's pretty great.
But now I've realized that I've picked up a lot of Eddie Bravoisms and I talk like that a lot when I get excited about technical stuff.
...oh man. lol

hahahaha
I talk about software engineering like that.
"You can EASILY get in a situation where your component becomes a God object. What do you do at that point? You want to do that refactor?!! Nobody wants to do that refactor! So it just sits there. Decoupling Objects Is Haaaaaard. So that's why we have to think about Loose Coupling!"
Dude, the ending is perfect though.