How about something more interesting? What about a judo match with some of the dumber rules removed? How about a sumo match or a Laamb wrestling match? If you're going to have hors d'ouvres, they should differ significantly from the main course and contain surprising, memorable flavors.
+1 on hors d'ouvres. Instead of pigs in a blanket, we could have 'pigs in a gi'.