Actually guys, women squirt two different ways. one is a secretion from some glands during vaginal orgasm or before, white gooey stuff that tastes absolutely horrible. (I bring this up when girls say swallowing cum is nasty) "Oh yeah, well... remember when"
The other way of squirting is also a vaginal orgasm, but the girl convulses and looses bladder control! Literally coming so hard they piss themselves. There's a disturbingly fine line between this and golden showers, lol!
I can see how it was a problem tho. I had a drunk girl piss on my carpet once, after a party. Obviously she could stand, but was unable to find the goddamn toilet.

Sometimes I hate girls.