Fedor conspiracy theory "Forbidden psychological technology"

[Kevin Gibbs]

Stole this from Melee's FB page. Thought if it would be appreciated anywhere, it would be here.

My main thought is I bet it isn't prohibited by the rules.


http://middleeasy.com/index.php?opti...Aorganizations

Let's hop on the wild ride of MMA conspiracy theories and entertain Vladimir Voronov's belief that 'forbidden psychological technology' was used inside the IZOD center against Fedor Emelianenko. Alright, if there was some device that interfered with brain waves, then perhaps it also disrupted the wireless internet inside the arena. Before the event began, the Wi-Fi signal was excellent, but as the fights started progress, it slowly began to degrade and eventually was rendered useless when the main event began. Whatever cellular signals emanating from mobile phones seemed to get 'jammed' at sporadic moments in the night, making it impossible to make any calls or receive illicit pictures of your friend's girlfriend. After Fedor vs. Silva wrapped up, the internet instantly worked. Wait, did I just spend two minutes of your life defending Fedor's coach's claim that 'forbidden psychological technology' is to blame for Fedor's loss against Bigfoot Silva? Damn.

“We believe that forbidden psychological technology was used… It seems to us that not everything was right, and that certain technologies were used. Not ones that could be seen by the naked eye but psychological technologies that worked on both fighters at a distance,”

“That is why during the fight Fedor was just not like himself. It seemed very strange behaviour from Fedor. He stepped into the ring and did everything exactly the opposite of what we practiced before the fight. We were all shocked! Fedor had never previously done such a thing.

“Now nearly a week passes, everything settles, and we understand why all this happened.”

Voronov also observed with suspicion the fact that Fedor seemed to look “a little depressed” while Silva “literally glowed from the overflowing of his energy”. Voronov suspects the use of a person or persons in the audience capable of “blocking energy” and “transferring energy from one person to another”.

[chronic_jiujitsu]

ah yes.. Someone with the ability to manipulate someones mind and control the way they think has decided to use said ability to ensure fedor loses. Why wouldnt he? I cant think of a better way to use mind control >.> Now im not one to completely throw new ideas out the window.. So i'll just say.. If they wanted to have an argument.. they need to see if anyone bet some ridiculous amount of money on silva winning. If they come across a 10 million dollar bet for Bigfoot.. then they might be onto something :P UNLESS of coarse it was one of the bigshots from vegas doing this to make sure they didnt have to pay out the ridiculous amounts of money that people were betting on Fedor... wait a sec.. am i talking myself into actually considering mind control being used on fedor? :S

[Shawn Arnold]

wow. that was some funny shiv.
BTW how sad is it that the aura is gone :-( I miss the mystique of Fedor. Hope he keeps fighting for a little longer and goes out on a win.

[Xsimon]

that was priceless.. thanks for the post lol.

[James III]

The only thing that seemed off to me in that fight was how quickly and easily Fedor was taken down just after the second round began. Now I put that down partly due to the fact Fedor probably wasn't as sharp as he was in Pride. Primarily because he hasn't been kept on his toes by regularly fighting top level competition for years.

However now I see it was actually due to forbidden Psychological manipulation???

Voodoo???

Of course that explains it perfectly!! Fuck do I feel dumb for not knowing that!!

[Kevin Gibbs]

http://www.fightersonlymagazine.co.u...le.php?id=6247

apparently Silva used a witch doctor.

Earlier today we reported how Fedor Emelianenko’s coach Vladimir Voronov had made some curious comments to a Russian news site regarding Antonio ‘Bigfoot’ Silva’s win over his fighter at the weekend.

Voronov made reference to ‘psychics’ in the audience using ‘secret technologies’ to steal energy from Fedor and pass it to Silva. The comments made jaws drop around the world - but now Bigfoot’s coach has held his hands up.

“Jeez, I got caught! I will have to come out with the truth now! I hired a ‘Macumbeiro’ [Brazilian witch doctor] and we killed a black chicken on the cross roads,” he said today after the initial story broke.

“After this, over a few beers, I showed the witch doctor Fedor’s fights and he was worried that a chicken wouldn’t be enough, so we went out and killed a black goat just to make sure… Very potent stuff, really messed Fedor’s brain waves up!**

“We wanted to try that other military stuff Voronov is talking about, but its expensive technology and we were broke. The chicken and the goat came out way cheaper. Witch doctor is a friend, did it for a few beers and an autograph.”

Silva fought Fedor at the IZOD Center in New Jersey on Saturday night. A source at the IZOD Center told Fighters Only that there are procedures in place to search for weapons, potentially dangerous and prohibited items.

The source was unable to say if there were procedures in place for preventing the admission of persons with psychic abilities.

Silva’s win eliminated Fedor from the Strikeforce heavyweight grand prix and Fedor said in a post-fight interview that he might retire. He has since distanced himself from that comment but there is no indication as to when he might return.

Strikeforce CEO Scott Coker has allowed the possibility of Fedor returning as a GP alternate and has also mooted the possibility of him fighting the loser of the April 9th GP fight between Alistair Overeem and Fabricio Werdum.