Eddie Bravo is acually 3 circus migits standing on each others shoulders while wearing a full body suit made to look like a Mexican rocker dude, that's why he's so flexible...starting to make sense now? Ahhh, the truth does set you free, I feel so much better now.
Itch he gonna do da Gitz, he gonna hav to know. Thentch planned Edgie Bravo, Itch no gi. But, itch the Gi.. Dats Da future. He gonna have to getch da gi. Datch jiu jitz, da gi. Da future is a here, Henatos Plannet Jiu Gitz.