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    Port City MMA
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    You guys are just haters! This shit will fuck your rubber guard in the ass, twist up your twister side control, make a square out of your triangles, turn your chill dog into a fucking chill cat, and make you an Elton John fan as well! What do you think of that shit? We're on the 11th planet Bitches!

  2. #32
    Godamn i love coloring books.

  3. #33

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    Next generation, Wirral, England
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    What if they punched you in the face? HAHAHA : )

  4. #34

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    Quote Originally Posted by stavcoby View Post
    What if they punched you in the face? HAHAHA : )
    That's when he catches your hand between his ass cheeks, cuts a front flip and you go flying across the room like in all the Steven Seagal movies! Can your master do that? I think not!

  5. #35

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    Charlotte Jiu Jitsu Academy
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    lmao. All the comments were just removed on the you tube page.

  6. #36

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    Carlson Gracie Miami/10P Miami/Ft. Laud Hotbox remnant
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    Quote Originally Posted by Josh Smith View Post
    That's when he catches your hand between his ass cheeks, cuts a front flip and you go flying across the room like in all the Steven Seagal movies! Can your master do that? I think not!
    The @$$-cheek fist catch throw hasn't been performed correctly in 3,000 years! Can he be...the one?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon Helton View Post
    lmao. All the comments were just removed on the you tube page.
    That's because the techniques are too pure for words Jon! I can't wait to spar with you again after I get my black belt under this guy. Unlike Jiu Jitsu, I can get one from him in a year guaranteed. Will your precious Eddie do that? Didn't think so!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiko View Post
    The @$$-cheek fist catch throw hasn't been performed correctly in 3,000 years! Can he be...the one?

    oh yes! He has come forth!

  9. #39

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    Mario Roberto Jiu-Jitsu Academy
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    I think i'm a worse martial artist now that I watched that whole vid.

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    I don't understand why are they trying to molest him?

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