Forget Eddie Bravo, Marcello Garcia, The whole Gracie Family, The Machado's, ect...

[Josh Smith]

I don't understand why are they trying to molest him?

Because this was a "what to do if you're in prison and the inmates happen to be gay ballerinas" seminars!

[travis]

what is this guys full name?

[chronic_jiujitsu]

what is this guys full name?

Jesus..

[Josh Smith]

what is this guys full name?

You don't need to know his full name. All you need to know is he will beat your ass!

[Enrique "Kiko"]

His full name is Emmanuel "Extra Manly Man's Man" Manolakakis. And a well deserved nickname if I might say with his ruggedness. Rumors have it he's thinking of joining the UFC after his contract with Vale Tudo is up. Watch out GSP!

[Josh Smith]

His full name is Emmanuel "Extra Manly Man's Man" Manolakakis. And a well deserved nickname if I might say with his ruggedness. Rumors have it he's thinking of joining the UFC after his contract with Vale Tudo is up. Watch out GSP!

Lmmfao! Isn't his MMA nickname like "rectum ripper" or something?

[Enrique "Kiko"]

Lmmfao! Isn't his MMA nickname like "rectum ripper" or something?

Only when he's in prison is he known by that name.

[Jason Hyatt]

Well fuck. Now I have to start all over. Watching that just erased every drop of martial arts knowledge I've acquired except for how to nut-punch a guy with sand in your eyes (thank you JCVD). Well maybe now I won't have to worry about guys who go for double wrist control...

[Ben]

Wow, seriously, fuck you guys. What you just witnessed was true martial arts mastery. DID YOU SEE THE FLOW? THEY COULDN'T TOUCH HIM. I don't know about you, but men are constantly trying to touch my body. NEVER AGAIN! With this knowledge, and the low low price of $449.99 for a seminar and a DVD set, I'll be on my way to MMA history making. Enjoy your "rubber guard" or what ever. I now have the Broadway guard. The most fabulous guard in all of MMA and martial arts.

((When he said "punching changes everything...just a little bit" I didn't know if I should laugh or put my head through my computer screen))

[Enrique "Kiko"]

Wow, seriously, fuck you guys. What you just witnessed was true martial arts mastery. DID YOU SEE THE FLOW? THEY COULDN'T TOUCH HIM. I don't know about you, but men are constantly trying to touch my body. NEVER AGAIN! With this knowledge, and the low low price of $449.99 for a seminar and a DVD set, I'll be on my way to MMA history making. Enjoy your "rubber guard" or what ever. I now have the Broadway guard. The most fabulous guard in all of MMA and martial arts.

((When he said "punching changes everything...just a little bit" I didn't know if I should laugh or put my head through my computer screen))

Broadway guard requires more flexibility than Rubber guard doesn't it. Well time to get more tae kwon do stretching done. Anyone have some training videos on how to the limp wrist defense? And how to talk with a lisp?