This is a LONG one guys. Sorry. I'm a dork. That's the way I roll.
I've spent more of my day than is reasonable on Facebook (sick today
) mulling over the union fight going on in Wisconsin. I was watching The Daily Show this morning and there was clip of a commentator on Fox decrying how overpaid the teachers are at an average salary of $51,000 (with benefits that jumps to about $70,000). So I though I'd do some math. The following is excerpted from my musings on FB:
Would you, as a parent, pay $5 an hour for a babysitter? I know people who pay a lot more than that but the math is a lot easier at $5 an hour. So let's take the taxes out of the equation altogether and say each parent should only pay for THEIR child and pay the going rate for a babysitter at $5/hr. Some schools have longer days and some shorter so we'll assume there are only ACTUALLY kids in the room for six class periods per day (why pay a babysitter to not watch your kids?). Class size varies considerably at many schools but 30 is a nice round number that's pretty close to average. Most American school districts only run for nine months out of the year but classes are only five days a week. So:
$5 per hour
6 hours per day
30 kids per class
5 days per week
36 weeks per school year
= $162,000 per year.
Seems like $51,000 is pretty good deal for the taxpayer to get a degreed professional educating their kids. We could always just hire babysitters if you'd rather. They're only $5 an hour.
For each parent the math breaks down as follows:
$5 per hour
6 hours per day
5 days per week
36 weeks per year
= $5,400 per year.
How much is private school tuition again?
Sidebar: Who the hell is going to take $5 an hour to babysit? I don't know any self-respecting 15 year-old who would denigrate themselves to take $5 an hour to watch your kids for six straight hours.
Absolutely there needs to be reforms -- for example, the ability to remove a lousy teacher -- but $5 an hour per kid seems like more than enough to cover salary and benefits.
For the years 2004-5 the state of Wisconsin spent $10,141 per student. That's $9.39 per hour per child using my previous assumptions about class size and school year length. That's $304,230 per classroom of 30 kids. If we gave $100,000 per year to each teacher in salary and benefits that still leaves $204,230 PER CLASSROOM PER YEAR that seems to just be disappearing.
Now it seems to me there are a LOT of places you can cut without touching teachers' salary and benefits at all. We could cut $100,000 per classroom per year and still have another $104,230 PER CLASSROOM for all other expenses. I admit I don't know how much it costs to keep a classroom open and functioning, but I have a hard time believing that it takes hundreds of thousands of dollars per year to keep the lights on in each room. If a single mother can feed, clothe, and shelter her child on a salary of less than $40,000 per year it seems like we could educate that child for less than $204,230.
The problem isn't the teachers; it's the voluminous waste in the system. The teachers aren't the waste and they're being treated like they are. That's my problem.
If we use the same math using my first set of assumptions and work backward from a salary of $51,000, that works out to $0.47 per child per hour. Forty-seven cents an hour to teach. If we include their luxurious benefits package, that brings it up to just under $0.65 per hour per child. Do you know ANYONE who would take on the responsibility of overseeing the health, well-being, and education of a child for sixty-five cents an hour? Do you know anyone with a masters degree (which is at least required by NYS; I don't know about Wisconsin) who would work for sixty-five cents an hour? Bangladeshi fish mongers do better than $0.65 an hour. You can barely get a Thai kid to sew together Nikes in a sweatshop for that.
The unions have certainly caused their share of problems, but overpaying teachers isn't one of them.
I've spent more of my day than is reasonable on Facebook (sick today

Would you, as a parent, pay $5 an hour for a babysitter? I know people who pay a lot more than that but the math is a lot easier at $5 an hour. So let's take the taxes out of the equation altogether and say each parent should only pay for THEIR child and pay the going rate for a babysitter at $5/hr. Some schools have longer days and some shorter so we'll assume there are only ACTUALLY kids in the room for six class periods per day (why pay a babysitter to not watch your kids?). Class size varies considerably at many schools but 30 is a nice round number that's pretty close to average. Most American school districts only run for nine months out of the year but classes are only five days a week. So:
$5 per hour
6 hours per day
30 kids per class
5 days per week
36 weeks per school year
= $162,000 per year.
Seems like $51,000 is pretty good deal for the taxpayer to get a degreed professional educating their kids. We could always just hire babysitters if you'd rather. They're only $5 an hour.
For each parent the math breaks down as follows:
$5 per hour
6 hours per day
5 days per week
36 weeks per year
= $5,400 per year.
How much is private school tuition again?
Sidebar: Who the hell is going to take $5 an hour to babysit? I don't know any self-respecting 15 year-old who would denigrate themselves to take $5 an hour to watch your kids for six straight hours.
Absolutely there needs to be reforms -- for example, the ability to remove a lousy teacher -- but $5 an hour per kid seems like more than enough to cover salary and benefits.
For the years 2004-5 the state of Wisconsin spent $10,141 per student. That's $9.39 per hour per child using my previous assumptions about class size and school year length. That's $304,230 per classroom of 30 kids. If we gave $100,000 per year to each teacher in salary and benefits that still leaves $204,230 PER CLASSROOM PER YEAR that seems to just be disappearing.
Now it seems to me there are a LOT of places you can cut without touching teachers' salary and benefits at all. We could cut $100,000 per classroom per year and still have another $104,230 PER CLASSROOM for all other expenses. I admit I don't know how much it costs to keep a classroom open and functioning, but I have a hard time believing that it takes hundreds of thousands of dollars per year to keep the lights on in each room. If a single mother can feed, clothe, and shelter her child on a salary of less than $40,000 per year it seems like we could educate that child for less than $204,230.
The problem isn't the teachers; it's the voluminous waste in the system. The teachers aren't the waste and they're being treated like they are. That's my problem.
If we use the same math using my first set of assumptions and work backward from a salary of $51,000, that works out to $0.47 per child per hour. Forty-seven cents an hour to teach. If we include their luxurious benefits package, that brings it up to just under $0.65 per hour per child. Do you know ANYONE who would take on the responsibility of overseeing the health, well-being, and education of a child for sixty-five cents an hour? Do you know anyone with a masters degree (which is at least required by NYS; I don't know about Wisconsin) who would work for sixty-five cents an hour? Bangladeshi fish mongers do better than $0.65 an hour. You can barely get a Thai kid to sew together Nikes in a sweatshop for that.
The unions have certainly caused their share of problems, but overpaying teachers isn't one of them.