Ancient alien message found in the North Pole translated to English!

[Aab]

Recently a message carved in the ice was translated into our language here in the states. Fake or real? Here it is

"Store owners have told me that lack of energy is a loop. We have come across people from india and they enjoy drinking water. We are an independent nation and we don't have armored cars. We have outlawed a prayer for salvation and what you gonna do about that? We have approached your oceans and saw the bright daylight from the sun. Trust funds are not available on the planet "Graham Cracker". Millions and millions conserve women for cooking duties. Okay we are gonna float back up from your water planet. I don't want to come from you live from the Big House. All those people chop down oak trees. Farmer's have safety valves with lawyers. "

I don't know what they are trying to tell us? Maybe train tenth planet for life?

[JordanSilva]

I've heard about this, I think they are saying humans make unimportant things important.

[J Grooms]

Lol that is probably the most elaborate way to troll the world ever.

[Enrique "Kiko"]

Recently a message carved in the ice was translated into our language here in the states. Fake or real? Here it is

"Store owners have told me that lack of energy is a loop. We have come across people from india and they enjoy drinking water. We are an independent nation and we don't have armored cars. We have outlawed a prayer for salvation and what you gonna do about that? We have approached your oceans and saw the bright daylight from the sun. Trust funds are not available on the planet "Graham Cracker". Millions and millions conserve women for cooking duties. Okay we are gonna float back up from your water planet. I don't want to come from you live from the Big House. All those people chop down oak trees. Farmer's have safety valves with lawyers. "

I don't know what they are trying to tell us? Maybe train tenth planet for life?

How are ya Don? Missed ya.

[Aab]

How are ya Don? Missed ya.

o hey man. yeah iv been on vacation to the ancient islands of isjflasjfhihg. Hey you be surprised what is there. Me and my friend Joe Friday were hanging out at the Jean Jacques Machado seminar this weekend and we kept discussing the different methods of how to lay down on a couch. I offered up the idea of having a gallon of sweet tea there beside the couch just in case you woke up thirsty. I'll go with that won't you. O yeah i meant to tell you that if you chase parrots on a beach just becareful.

[Corky]

Plz riddle me this
Why in the hell would the aliens go out of their way to come to our planet? Or to come and build a pyramid, or other shit like that, we are so unintelligent they dont give a shit about us. And they arent within 100 lightyears, we would have picked up their signals by now

[James III]

Plz riddle me this
Why in the hell would the aliens go out of their way to come to our planet? Or to come and build a pyramid, or other shit like that, we are so unintelligent they dont give a shit about us. And they arent within 100 lightyears, we would have picked up their signals by now

Maybe we have something that they really like/want. Depending which version you go with there are a variety of reasons. A Christian I know says Aliens are actually demonic enitities but we can't see them because they exist realm of existence. Claims also they feed of our negative energy and thats why they have perverted and corrupted humanity and the planet. They can't feed off moral good energy apparently. So I suppose they are like parasites or Vampires if you subscribe to the Christian viewpoint.

Personally I'm agnostic so I haven't got any idea!! Need concrete evidence before I believe that story.

As for the Alien message 'Graham cracker'? Sounds like a joke or a serious mis-translation??

As for the nessage

[James III]

exist in a different realm of existence I meant to say!

[Andy Lopez]

if aliens really carved that in ice and if they are as advanced as we think, then why is their grammar total shit?

[David Rosado]

Lol that is probably the most elaborate way to troll the world ever.

my thoughts exactly. Hoax.

Either that or some drunk alien teens came down to mess with us. But it's more likely to be a hoax.