Non BJJ question.

[Scott Philips]

Man, rub his face in that shit every time he does it. See how long he keeps it up.

[HerbChao]

ah dog training stuff....can't wait for when I finally own a dog 2-5 yrs from now!

[Cookie Monster]

Is that totally disgusting or pure genius?



Someone's baby picture? =D <3

lol they could set up hidden cams and send the footage to the local news station
bam 3 birds with one stone!
:-P

[John Alighieri]

Argh come one guys! You simulate humping your dog! In the wild that's how dominance in the pack is established. I got that tip from the dog training center.
Another tip is to talk into your dog's neck/throat area with a deep voice it somehow reenforce your dominance. I do that time to time when we play mostly when he's getting too rough and it seems to make him chill and play nice again:

[prowess]

my buddy's dog was really pent up because we had to lock the bitch away during heat and i felt really bad for him so me and a buddy got on craigslist and started calling hookers up... NOT ONE would take the job. that's what's wrong with america.. no one respects their vocations anymore. A hooker won't blow a dog.. what's next? a mailman won't deliver a package?

[Aab]

Man, rub his face in that shit every time he does it. See how long he keeps it up.

I was thinking belt him but this will do lol

[Taylor Culbertson]

Hard to know when you're serious or not due to the insane amount of stupid shit you're posting... but if you are serious dogs hump for dominance. Your dog is trying to affirm his dominance so if you want him to calm the fuck down well... hump your dog and he should calm the fuck down.
Also dogs established dominance by where they stand. Your dog should be sitting on your couch with you unless you tell him to come up same for your bed. You dog should always sit or sleep lower than you.
Another basic thing is when you get in or out of your place. Make sure that humans are going in first and your dog last.
Theres quite a few basic rules that if you follow them your dog will behave and stop trying to defy your authority

I do all of these things. I have owned dogs all my life. I have had pits, German Shepherds, and now this English Bull Terrier. He is by FAR the least aggressive but most dominant dog I have ever been around. He is not mean, will not bite me, or anyone else, or even another dog. However, you are correct he wants to own EVERYTHING. I am well aware of this. I do all of the things you suggested. I "bite" him with my hand "dog whisperer style". I roll him on his back and say no in a deep but calm assertive voice, I don't let him get away with shit. The thing is when I am not looking the little fuck jerks off on my couch. If I go take a shit, make some dinner, etc. he senses the opportunity to bust a nut. When I come back in the room, he knows he is in trouble and puts his ears back and walks away tail tucked.

Just smear some pepper or bengay on the part that he keeps on humping on. He will stop, I guarantee it. Actually he may never ever hump another couch ever.

I was actually thinking about something like this. I think I might try give it a shot.

[Taylor Culbertson]

He even went to Puppy class! I don't think he took it to serious though.

[Dawna]

Get your dog fixed. Get over it, they're not your balls, its ok. He will stop being so aggressive and stop humping everything. Or pay for a dog trainer who can work with him.

[Taylor Culbertson]

Get your dog fixed. Get over it, they're not your balls, its ok. He will stop being so aggressive and stop humping everything. Or pay for a dog trainer who can work with him.

Just because he jerks off on my couch is no reason to shorten his life span by 2-4 years.