Best police report ever!!!!!!!

[Taylor Culbertson]

[Aab]

lmao that was great

[Michael Sioda]

Lmao

[Robert Sevigny]

and by slip they mean GANG RAPED BY THE MARINE

[Chris Leavelle]

The best I ever seen was in Iraq when the British Special Forces brought a suspected Al-Qaeda Terrorist to the DIF I was working at. The guy was beat to a pulp, when the translator asked him what happend he responded in almost perfect english "They told me I fell" LOL gotta love the Brits

[Dan Wheeler]

nice.

[AndyK5]

Reminds me of this old joke. There was this competition among the secret services of the world, to find out which one had the best ways of locating a suspect. The finals were among CIA, KGB and MIT (Turkish intelligence agency, joke was told to me in Turkey so switch it out as you like). The last challenge was to find a pink elephant in a forest that has never been explored before. First KGB goes in, they set up bunch of agents, for about a week they bribe the local folk, bring in some "Natasha's" to exploit information and they cant find anything. Then comes the CIA, they set setting up all electronic equipment , get satellite linked camera's and bunch of agents around the forest and again they find nothing after a week. MIT walks in with 2 agents both holding sticks in their hands and 15 minutes later they walk out with one of the local folks who is badly beaten and screaming, " I am a pink elephant!, I am a pink fucking elephant! Please don't hit me anymore....."

[Tony "The Goods" Garcia]

Damn Devil Dogs get all the fun.

[Josh Passini]

Thats the greatest report ever.

[Mike Dewitt Jr]

Nice