insults

[Brent Smith]

i was watching the roast of donald trump
and larry king told snoop dogg
"snoop says hes only 71% black, now unless my math is wrong, that means your 29% not guilty"
racist but funny
albert einstien vs stephen hawking rap battle
albert einstein : "when i apply my battle theories, minds are relatively blown, so take a seat steve, oh i see you brought your own"

Lol at both

[Ash "Lottery" Woods]

i'm a fan of battle rap so i've heard some absolute monsters but outside of that there's 3 that stick to mind

1. bouncing at a nightclub my manager comes down from the office and notices 3 100kg+ polynesian girls dancing on the dance floor going crazy ... he approaches them and says " ladies ladies, you guys realize we are on the second floor right?"

2. same manager... i'm like " can you imagine some poor dude is rooting her?" he replies within in a split second "i'd rather slam my dick in a car door"

3. something that has caught on between my circle of friends.... i had a friend over from monterey bay, cali he enter's a friendly argument with my mate... the king of comebacks... my friend from monterey is the point where he must conceded defeat and says instead..." you should die of aids, cunt" hahaha

[Trez "Rat" Reyna]

I hate when your ranting amongst the "Homies" and some douchebag in the tapout clothes who bullies everyone decides he wants to put his 2 cents into the conversation like "shut up you little bitch you dont know shit". My usual response to that is "Hey, who pulled the cock out your mouth and let you speak" Not the wittiest but upfront and to the point haha. It takes alot and I mean alot to get my angry but I just cant stand guys like that.

[Tony "The Goods" Garcia]

Let's see. Got laid off, took 5 months to get unemployment, found a job, and got called back to the old one. I went back, explained having a job already, and they guaranteed my return to work. Well, after a week of work I get laid off again! The manager says get your shit and get out. Anyway, I lose my mind momentarily and strip butt ass naked on the production floor and make the fat bastards chase me around balls swingin. The entire time I'm yelling shut your cock holsters while 3 more managers attempted to catch me :-)

[Dylan Ehrnreiter]

If someone ever hits you, suggest they take their tampon out and try again.

[Anthony Herrera]

If someone ever hits you, suggest they take their tampon out and try again.

Haha or as the border brothers at my work say it, "tampop"

[Doug "Minnesota"]

Fuck with the bull you'll get the horns.

[Tyler Timmermans]

[Tyler Frazier]

Some this guys insults are just ridicilous... especially the part about the car tyre and onion and broom stick. Oh and let's not forget the john goodman line.

[The kza]

Second to last podcast for joe, they talk about judge mathais

Some short dude is talking shit ans says, "i bet you'de love to go down town and see all those transvestites"
Judge M replies, "you know what, i would, so i could watch you stand up and suck dick"