insults

[DarbyBarby]

Let's see. Got laid off, took 5 months to get unemployment, found a job, and got called back to the old one. I went back, explained having a job already, and they guaranteed my return to work. Well, after a week of work I get laid off again! The manager says get your shit and get out. Anyway, I lose my mind momentarily and strip butt ass naked on the production floor and make the fat bastards chase me around balls swingin. The entire time I'm yelling shut your cock holsters while 3 more managers attempted to catch me :-)

Damn That's fucked up but your reaction to it was fucking awesome haha.

[T.Benjamin]

Best insult against a woman:" You know what, I'm not even going to call you a cunt. You don't have the depth or the warmth."

[Dane]

this was a cricketing sledge, can't remember who it was.

Overweight batsman walks out and the bowler says to him 'How come you're so fat?'

his reply

'Because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit'

*edit*

Darby mate! how's it going? still rockin' the disco D shorts?

[Luis Candelas, BCG]

zooming in on the wonkie eye was awesome. nothing better then a brazilian talking trash in english.

[Tyler Timmermans]

while i was playing halo,

some guy: "where did you get that achievement"

me: "which one"

some guy: "the one for sucking dick"

[Tony "The Goods" Garcia]

Damn That's fucked up but your reaction to it was fucking awesome haha.

Lmfao thanks! I forgot that I also drove my Saturn directly through their 20ft. hay bale scarecrow. They also had over 50 people in line at HR waiting for applications. I ran around the group shouting "Fuck Dynasty Spas" while naked as hell. That one got the popo involved lol. Apparently, I'm not welcome on the property anymore bahahaha!

[The kza]

no chael yet?

[Taylor Culbertson]

I’ve wrestled with alligators,
I’ve tussled with a whale.
I done handcuffed lightning
And throw thunder in jail.
You know I’m bad.
just last week, I murdered a rock,
Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick.
I’m so mean, I make medicine sick.

[Aab]

I’ve wrestled with alligators,
I’ve tussled with a whale.
I done handcuffed lightning
And throw thunder in jail.
You know I’m bad.
just last week, I murdered a rock,
Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick.
I’m so mean, I make medicine sick.

Ali is my favorite. Often i have quoted this to get ahead of my competition in life.

[chronic_jiujitsu]

"cotton headed ninnymuggins" - Buddy the elf