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    Ash "Lottery" Woods
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    Had a Genius Idea!!! Now i'm worried hahaha

    Ok so, in about 8 hours time i'm going to face my fate, i read in one the ufc magazines about Kyle Noke's journey e.t.c and his experiance with Steve Irwin and the fact his wrestling and strength would have allowed him to dominate the UFC....

    so high as fuck i spoke to a friend who works about an hour south of where i live and begged to join him down the most crocodile infested river in australia and catch some with him...

    fuck

    hahaha
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    Brandon Woolsey
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    Yeah you fucked up. That shit happens when your high and contemplating about the world. Most of the time when that happens to me I smoke until I think of something else. LMAO!
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    Ash "Lottery" Woods
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    lmao i could have used your wisdom during that call... wish i hadn't researched crocs in my area and the opening line was

    "The Saltwater Crocodile has a large head strong jaws and lots very sharp pointed teeth. It can grow up to 7 meters long and can weigh over 1000 kg"
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    LMAO your in for it now!!
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    Clinton lawrence
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    I know this feeling I got a wee bit drunk at a pub and decided to dive with sharks one day stupid dam aquarium and there shark diving
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    Ash "Lottery" Woods
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    hahaha ^^^ you survived though!! i'll keep that in mind haha the great whites in W.A are fucking ridiculously scary...
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    Clinton lawrence
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    Those crocs are no joke sir remember Top jaw rope On hooks in hands over the eyes
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    you should be worried bro... crocs are not a joke.. hehe
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    Ash "Lottery" Woods
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    ^^ haha i'm shitting myself i just took 10mg of valium to try put myself to sleep and get a little rest in and it isn't working haha i'm thinking i'm just gonna pump six or seven cones re read the article think how bad i want to be a world champion and then let stupidity and thc take over lol
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    Robert Sevigny
    ....and this was the last post by ashley woods, in memory
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