Thank you everyone on this forum

[K Madden]

hahaha epic. but i have worse stories from Thailand (kinda like Don was talking about) from when I lived in Okinawa, Japan. We used to travel there about every other week it seemed. Bangkok, Chiang Mai, Chiang Rai, Udon Thani and most of all...Pattaya (AKA..adult Disneyland)
i swear, i woulda believed The Hangover 2, if it were based outta there. Bangkok is crazy...but Pattaya...YIKES.
to give the basics of my story- boss was a dickhead, so i got him drunk and brought him to a Kathoey (tranny) bar. he thought it was a reg bar, and got a BJ by one Kathoey, made out with another. pbviously, it went farther than we expected, told him what was happening, he got mad, punched my friend and walked back in to finish the job. yikes!
held that over him...and amazingly he wasnt a dick to me anymore! haha
Trannies...they are just FULL of stories. gotta love um.

[Ash "Lottery" Woods]

lmao... the best thing about Thailand are the $23 a day hookers... you can get a nice pretty one and keep them happy by giving them simple shit like shampoo and toothpaste and basic sorta shit they can take back to their family... they cook clean fuck everything... oh i miss those thailand days haha

[Isaiah Mendoza]

that was kind of a letdown i was hoping the ending to that story was something crazy like they banged. and ashley that is pretty awesome we have those here in america they just cost a lot more. we call them gold diggers.

[Ash "Lottery" Woods]

that was kind of a letdown i was hoping the ending to that story was something crazy like they banged. and ashley that is pretty awesome we have those here in america they just cost a lot more. we call them gold diggers.

lmao oh yes... i believe Kanye West informed me of those in a song he made haha i do have a thing for american girls though dead set standards drop a little as soon as i hear that accent haha

[Corky]

dude i heard that if i go to australia that i have a 26% percent chance ill have a 3sum
is that true?

[Ash "Lottery" Woods]

lol i don't know if i wanna turn a thread by one of eddie's black belts into a sex thread haha

is that 26% chance in total or 26% more chance than usa?

i'd imagine it'd be easier to get one in the states...

or go down to the park with a carton of cheap chardonnay (goon) and you'll have an entire gangbang hahaha ( i'm sure only the aussies on here will know what i mean by this)

[Corky]

i saw on manswers something about 3sums and like 26 percent
but i dont remember it was so long

[DarbyBarby]

dude i heard that if i go to australia that i have a 26% percent chance ill have a 3sum
is that true?

Not even slightly true. Australian girls aren't whores they're just normal people lol also all this stuff about them loving dudes because of their American isn't really true either 90% of our tv is American so the accent is just normal to us.

[DarbyBarby]

lol i don't know if i wanna turn a thread by one of eddie's black belts into a sex thread haha

is that 26% chance in total or 26% more chance than usa?

i'd imagine it'd be easier to get one in the states...

or go down to the park with a carton of cheap chardonnay (goon) and you'll have an entire gangbang hahaha ( i'm sure only the aussies on here will know what i mean by this)

Haha and when you're done you can use the goon sack as a pillow WIN WIN

[Ash "Lottery" Woods]

Haha and when you're done you can use the goon sack as a pillow WIN WIN

lmfao hahaha fun for all