
Originally Posted by
Taylor Culbertson
What if I get the walking farts?
Good question. I'd guess try and keep it out of ear shot of the cop. If not, I'd hold it and make a rush for the bathroom. Even if a few sneak out you'll show good intent by trying to get to the bathroom. Most-likely the cop will look the other way in that case.
If you can't hear the farts though, it's just a crop dusting. No one will really know who it is if you don't say anything. Work on your crop dusting skills. Try to pass by a fat dude who you think it will easily be blamed on. You know at some point he ate chilli that day. Especially if you're with a chic. Easy way out.