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    Sonnen blasts Brazil, makes national news

    source: sportv.globo.com

    BJJ founder Carlos Gracie famously said "He'll get to dreamland, but first he has to walk through the garden of punishment." Chael Sonnen's opponents face a similar gauntlet - they will get to fight him, but first they have to smell the garden of taunts. Recently, Chael Sonnen took to Twitter and issued such a torrent of teasing that O Globo, Brazil largest newspaper covered it.

    Greetings from Sao Paulo! I'm learning the language: breakdancing in the Special Olympics is called capoiera and cocaine is called brunch

    Machida is a gentleman. MMA is very cutthroat, and it's sweet that Lyoto promised to never fight his girlfriend Anderson. That's devotion.

    I'd beat up Machida on the way to the ring to beat up Anderson, and I'll kick Nogeria's ass in the parking lot on the way to my after party.

    I would never bash karate.Karate produced many MMA champions, most notably..um..Then of course, there's..Wow, I thought this would be easier

    Machida is not a bad guy; he's a victim of the Brazilian education system. There are better ways to get electrolytes than drinking piss.

    Brazil likes to boast that it's the power seat of MMA, yet it's so-called champions bow to the man behind "Under Siege 2."........ Classy.

    I still admire Steven Seagal. Anyone that can be that self-possessed without doing a damn thing to earn it, knows something that I don't.

    Yushin and I are in Brazil to follow in Andy's ways. Got ballet shoes, a team of has-beens, even brought a fat talentless celeb for trainer.

    I could write a dissertation on this experience:"The Tragic Interplay of Delusion, Insecurity, and Incompetence: the Nog Brothers' Story".

    Stay tuned for the sequel, "Help, an Asian Judako is Beating My Ass: The Anderson Silva Story


    read the rest (in portugese)
    http://sportv.globo.com/site/eventos...ml#esporte-mma

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    K Madden

    hes such a fake douche... how are those needle marks healing? how bout those federal charges?
    i wonder how much shit will end up falling out of his ass (instead of his mouth) if he ever does time. i bet hes a GAPEer

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    Sonnen sonnen sonnen!!!

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    hes a racist, god i hate republicans

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    Stay tuned for the sequel, "Help, an Asian Judako is Beating My Ass: The Anderson Silva Story


    Lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kendell Madden View Post
    hes such a fake douche... how are those needle marks healing? how bout those federal charges?
    i wonder how much shit will end up falling out of his ass (instead of his mouth) if he ever does time. i bet hes a GAPEer
    Don't be a hater. He is a straight up gangsta. Robbing and stealing is as American as apple pie. You think he is the only pro MMA fighter that uses juice? The percentage is huge brah. He won't do any time, and if he does he would be fine.

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    Hahaha I love Chael Sonnen.

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    What a tool. He's out of commission (no pun intended) for a long time, yet he still decides to talk trash about the entire Black House team, and for what? How many brownie points are you getting for that, Chael? He should adopt the nickname "Two Minute Warning".

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    Chael knows Comedy

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