Getting no arm triangled from the double under pass

[Joe Friday]

ah its true. i have no game. every woman i meet i ask them first if they would like to go to KFC with me. I say how can you turn down those mashed potatoes with brown gravy on them. The biscuits dipped in them BOOM right there. Don't get me started on the greasey chicken. She sort of just looks at me like wwwwwwuuuuuuuuut? Wait do you remember the Bambi movie with the deer? I would so eat the fuck out of that deer. I love deer meat. Damn this is wrong. Im having emotions. we have a lot of rain in this world. i do enjoy it its nice. hey! do you think that its okay to go through your wifez phone if you think shes cheating? Lets not discuss that. High and tight hair cuts is where its at son. Be good.

oh man, that's my favorite... i always get two original recipe chicken breasts and a wing along with 3 buttermilk biscuits with 2 orders of mashed taters with gravy, and a bucket of soda. I don't see how the KFC in Decatur on 6th ave is still in business cause the floors were slippery with grease. I always knew one of them there elderly fucks was gonna fall down and break a fuckin hip.

[bobby rivers]

Always respect the colonel.

[Aab]

oh man, that's my favorite... i always get two original recipe chicken breasts and a wing along with 3 buttermilk biscuits with 2 orders of mashed taters with gravy, and a bucket of soda. I don't see how the KFC in Decatur on 6th ave is still in business cause the floors were slippery with grease. I always knew one of them there elderly fucks was gonna fall down and break a fuckin hip.

lmao thats the funniest shit iv ever read. a bucket of soda lol. o me i love it. hey you ever eat so much chicken and you are to lazy to wash dishes so you just eat the chicken in the plate and when your done you put the bones and plate back in the fridge? I swear i openend the fridge one day and it looked like a damn burial ground for chickens.

[Brandon Mccaghren]

lmao thats the funniest shit iv ever read. a bucket of soda lol. o me i love it. hey you ever eat so much chicken and you are to lazy to wash dishes so you just eat the chicken in the plate and when your done you put the bones and plate back in the fridge? I swear i openend the fridge one day and it looked like a damn burial ground for chickens.

nothing would make me happier in life than to have you and Joe together on a regular basis.