Ok I admit it. I put on a fat suit and I AM the Raging Redneck; and did not get DDT Im just a master of falling on my head and spine. Furthermore for this last scheme there were such huge odds on the Vegas line I, and an MMA veteran who has fought bigger name opponents like Baroni, decided to cheat the Vegas odds and get rich. :redface:
Even Furthermore my first fight that I win via Head and Arm triangle was really me just whispering sweet nothings in his ear until he just gave in and tapped.
My other fight wasn't G&P to a rear naked choke either, I simply was playing patty cake and then when I took his back I whispered bro: "Tap bro, you lost the game fair and square!"
My busted lip after this fight I gave myself in a parking lot. It wasn't that his G&P connected several times. That Omoplata to triangle transition was an illusion, Ari photo-shopped it in. I thought a triangle was only used in geometry class, was it isosceles, my web connection sucks? and how do you choke a human with it anyway!? I mean its 2D for crying out loud.
This actually wasn't an unsanctioned event and my last fight was not in 2008. I have been fighting and training all along, but Dana has been hiding it for his own fighters protection. He said "We better call it unsanctioned, your THAT good!"
When I co-hosted Tapout's Cage Side Live Radio I didn't know anything about MMA. I didn't interview the who's who of MMA I simply used audio clips from 60 minutes and 20/20, it was my best scheme until this! When I was a member of not only a BJJ school (Gracie Barra where I am a 3 stripe Blue Belt, not to mention my no-gi past) but also AZ Combat Sports I knew nothing between sparring and a fight. I thought what I did was just the pinnacle like Dana White suggested.
When I write Pros-Picks among fellow fighters and sport enthusiasts its just to demean the sport that I care so little about. Someone alert ESPN asap!
There is so much more but at least the weight has been lifted. Oh Lordy my conscious is clear!! Ari and I plan on burning kittens tonight by the way, he is in Canada and I am in the States but we will synchronize. Ill try and tape, I hope its up to web standards. Can I use an obtuse method or do I have to stick to the isosceles if one kitten gets away and I have to humanely put it to sleep first?
Am I clear now?, because I would really love to pick up the emotional pieces and move on. Im not sure I can keep training but Ill try! Almost sold my Gi but no one wants it...they said its fake. Thanks for the sympathetic ear guys! :icon_cry2