Has anyone heard of Reparations Valet Service?

[Neggroll21]

So I was in Toronto yesterday (I'm from a small town about an hour away) checking out a new gym. I was driving around looking for a place to park so I pulled over and asked this black guy. He said "I'm actually a valet, I can park your car for you."
I replied "Right on." I put the car in park, get out and hand over my keys. I asked "How will I get it back? What is your company name? How much does it cost?" (I'm smart like that)
He says "I'll be waiting right here (Yonge and Eglington) for you, you can pay me when you get it back and the business is called reparations valet service."
I say right on and he gets in my car and drives off. I go to the gym and train for about two hours. I come back to the same spot and he's not there. I wait for him for like two hours before I have enough and leave. I checked everywhere (yellowpages, internet) but I cannot find any business called 'Reparations Valet Service'. Anybody here familiar with their services?

[Matthew Edlund]

You got jacked.


rep·a·ra·tion   [rep-uh-rey-shuhn] Show IPA
noun
1.
the making of amends for wrong or injury done: reparation for an injustice.
2.
Usually, reparations. compensation in money, material, labor, etc., payable by a defeated country to another country or to an individual for loss suffered during or as a result of war.
3.
restoration to good condition.
4.
repair1 ( def. 7 ) .

The arguments surrounding reparations are based on the formal discussion about many different reparations and actual land reparations received by African-Americans which were later taken away. In 1865, after the Confederate States of America were defeated in the American Civil War, General William Tecumseh Sherman issued Special Field Orders, No. 15 to both "assure the harmony of action in the area of operations"[3] and to solve problems caused by the masses of freed slaves, a temporary plan granting each freed family forty acres of tillable land in the sea islands and around Charleston, South Carolina for the exclusive use of black people who had been enslaved. The army also had a number of unneeded mules which were given to settlers. Around 40,000 freed slaves were settled on 400,000 acres (1,600 km²) in Georgia and South Carolina. However, President Andrew Johnson reversed the order after Lincoln was assassinated and the land was returned to its previous owners. In 1867, Thaddeus Stevens sponsored a bill for the redistribution of land to African Americans, but it was not passed.

[David Rosado]

lol good joke.

[Tony Toffolo]

So I was in Toronto yesterday (I'm from a small town about an hour away) checking out a new gym. I was driving around looking for a place to park so I pulled over and asked this black guy. He said "I'm actually a valet, I can park your car for you."
I replied "Right on." I put the car in park, get out and hand over my keys. I asked "How will I get it back? What is your company name? How much does it cost?" (I'm smart like that)
He says "I'll be waiting right here (Yonge and Eglington) for you, you can pay me when you get it back and the business is called reparations valet service."
I say right on and he gets in my car and drives off. I go to the gym and train for about two hours. I come back to the same spot and he's not there. I wait for him for like two hours before I have enough and leave. I checked everywhere (yellowpages, internet) but I cannot find any business called 'Reparations Valet Service'. Anybody here familiar with their services?

hahahaha well played

[Mike Noronowicz]

reparations =rape-a-nations .....i would never let any valet service park my car let alone touch it