take your mothers pubes and stuff them in your ears. it was said that the african warrior mambatoo once defeated a lion using only a sharpened stick with the pubis of his mother glued to the end. after a fierce and terrible struggle he threw the pubestick at the lion screaming mambootoolallala thus turning the lion into dust and saving his village forever.
take your mothers pubes and stuff them in your ears. it was said that the african warrior mambatoo once defeated a lion using only a sharpened stick with the pubis of his mother glued to the end. after a fierce and terrible struggle he threw the pubestick at the lion screaming mambootoolallala thus turning the lion into dust and saving his village forever.
or so the legend says.
It'll be hard to top this one. I tip my hat to you Isaiah.
If by "many a milfs back in the day" You mean "I'm living in my mothers basement fucking a 1/2 rotten cantaloupe while wearing a Trojan Ecstasy so I don't get a skin irritation from it" then yes, you had many a milfs back in the day.