Katana Shindrome!

[Michael Romano]

I would just like to bring peoples attention to a growing problem here at 10th Planet MTL. As some of you may know Louis Ho is our head instructor and he is a baddass mofo. He is a fantastic teacher/coach and we all love him dearly, however his severe physical deformity has begun to cause problems with his students. Louis suffers from Katana Shin Syndrome or Katana Shindrome, and it hurts like fuck. His shins are so fucking sharp I would rather be beaten to death with an elephants dick than have LoHo put me in Lockdown.

I was just curious if anyone else suffers from the same condition or trains with anyone with Katana Shindrome?

[Louis Ho]

What Mike "The Meathead" Romano is referring to are my skinny ass legs. I have absolutely no muscle tone in my legs. It's a miracle I can even walk. I'm trying to save up for money some calf implants. BUT, apparently when I do the lockdown, it really hurts the other guy. They claim that my shins are especially sharp. So, everyone is bitching about my lockdown. That's Katana Shindrome, according to Mike.

[Jesse Bell]

I concur with Mike "Roid Rage" Romano, Katana Shindrome is an epidemic.

[Paul Hannan]

There's a guy at our gym that has knives for elbows.

[Louis Ho]

Guys like Florian and Loiseau have sharp elbows. I guess some have sharp shins.

[Bill Keeling]

I get the same complaints Louis... All I know is people would rather give me full guard, than let me snake them into lockdown. Cause that's what I do with it... I put shit on "LOCKDOWN"!!! LoL!

[Louis Ho]

Good job, Bill! Just out of curiosity, do you have skinny legs? It's either I have very little muscle around the shins, thus exposing more the bone, or I just have sharper shins.

[Bill Keeling]

Jes I also have skinny legs, they work so good for the entire system

[Bill Keeling]

^ I also may have some sharp shins, as when I was younger, we would do stupid shit, like play soccer with plastic milk carton crates. That definately had to have some play in the development of my shins

[Matt "Gumby" Glach]

Better work on those shin exercises or you could end up like Cory Hill...