You Know You Love Jiu Jitsu When:

[John Hickman]

like boxing

Yeah, or work.

[Tony "The Goods" Garcia]

When the Dr. makes you feel like a dumbass explaining the babie's position in medical terms. You simply point and say " Looks like lockdown practice on the umbilical to me!" :-)

[WillyJ]

to get off the couch you just forward roll to the floor and pop up
the only books you read and understood in college were jiu jitsu books
when your girlfriend is yelling at mma fighters to go for a choke or other sub
when said gf can hip throw to an arm bar you, if you let her.....
when your gf wants to "learn some moves" she takes off clothes except for underwear because "they get in the way"
(ya i plan on marrying this girl btw)