You Know You Love Jiu Jitsu When:

[Matt "Gumby" Glach]

When you spot tapout shirts as often as big breasted women.

When you wear ankle sleeves in public without an injured ankle.

When you say "oss" instead of goodbye before you hang up the phone.

When Eddie Bravo is on your list of "Top 10 You'd Like to Have Dinner With, Dead or Alive"!

When you assume all tan people are Brazilian.

When you choose your class schedule based on your gym's schedule.


..Oh and Tyler that was hilarious, I LOLed!

[NelsonLucca]

Your 2-year old knows mission control and locks it in on your arm at the diaper changing station...

My 2 year old is a beast lol. He's had vids here on the forum before.

[Daniel Valdez]

when your wife can tell if you have a gable grip while hugging her and she gets mad.

[StephenG]

When you don't mind reading through whole threads
that only talk about how much you love Jiu-Jitsu.

[Tyler Timmermans]

when you wake up with you pilllows in triangles and choke holds.

[Enrique "Kiko"]

When 2 Hot Girls doing jiu jitsu > 2 hot girls not doing jiu jitsu

[Matthew Edlund]

When you triangle choke one beach ball and gable grip another to float lazily in the ocean! WORKS GREAT!!!!

[Tyler Timmermans]

When 2 Hot Girls doing jiu jitsu > 2 hot girls not doing jiu jitsu

when thats not hot because of the poor choke defense.

[Robert Sevigny]

your having a bad dream and you say KISS MY ASS EVIL GUY and you flying triangle them until they tap.

also, you dont roll outta bed in the morning, you TECHNICAL HIP ESCAPE out of bed

[Ehsan_Karam]

When you teach it to your children and it's the most rewarding, enriching experience of your life.