So many of these apply. Too funny. Wish there was a like button or something for each one.
My wife stands with her hands on her hips (apparently a lot) and I am constantly thinking about how quickly I could kimura her from that position.
My 2 year old DOES know the "wubber guard" (mission control so far) and arm bar, single leg, and the difference between a front choke and a rear choke. But his Ground n Pound is beast!
New bruises are welcomed badges from a hard night of training.