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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyler Timmermans View Post
    when thats not hot because of the poor choke defense.
    Haha!

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    K Madden

    when the first thing you ask the ER Doc when he says you have Pneumonia is "how long till I can start training again?"
    ...just happened. lol

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    when a boy wraps his arm round a girl and you start shouting wizzer, wizzer

  4. #44
    K Madden

    Quote Originally Posted by SebastianColson View Post
    when a boy wraps his arm round a girl and you start shouting wizzer, wizzer
    i laughed aloud at this. and i hate you now because of that. ouuuuuch.

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    When you refuse to put an injured person in the recovery position, because it leaves them open to being twister rolled


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    When you use your foot like your putting in a butterfly hook to cover your own legs with the blanket at night.
    Jigoro Kano → Tsunejiro Tomita → Mitsuyo "Count Koma" Maeda → Carlos Gracie, Sr. → Jean Jacques Machado → Eddie Bravo → Myself

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    So many of these apply. Too funny. Wish there was a like button or something for each one.

    My wife stands with her hands on her hips (apparently a lot) and I am constantly thinking about how quickly I could kimura her from that position.

    My 2 year old DOES know the "wubber guard" (mission control so far) and arm bar, single leg, and the difference between a front choke and a rear choke. But his Ground n Pound is beast!

    New bruises are welcomed badges from a hard night of training.

  8. #48
    K Madden

    when you clap using gable grips.

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    bwahahahahaha YES.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyler Woolsey View Post
    When you go to hug someone and you won't let them have double-unders!
    bwhwhahahahahahahah LOL

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