You Know You Love Jiu Jitsu When:

Thread: You Know You Love Jiu Jitsu When:

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  1. David Rosado said: 08-09-2011 08:48 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Kendell "Has Legs" Madden View Post
    When you incorporate moves and positions during sex.
    LOL guilty. My fiancee is quite fond of the truck (slightly modified of course).


    Quote Originally Posted by Tyler Woolsey View Post
    When you go to hug someone and you won't let them have double-unders!
    LMAO ah man I had one of those moments where you laugh loud at work and people look at you crazy. Seriously lol'd.



    Quote Originally Posted by Dylan Ehrnreiter View Post
    Your 2-year old knows mission control and locks it in on your arm at the diaper changing station...
    Quote Originally Posted by Josh Passini View Post
    When your in public and people ask whats wrong with you and why are you twisting yourself into a preztle.

    When everyone in your life (girl, kids, parents, etc) always tell you to stop doing that jiu jitsu shit on them anytime they get close enough to clinch.
    LMAO these are great.
     

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    Mario Lopez Alvarez said: 08-09-2011 09:07 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Kendell Madden View Post
    when you see if you can maintain side control on your dog.
    they are the worlds best shrimpers...by the way
    Awesome! hahahaha

    I always wanted to triangle a dog! lol
     

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    Anthony Herrera said: 08-09-2011 10:07 AM
    When you order a jiu jitsu book one year before it even comes out... and your willing to wait ANOTHER year if you have too!!! (Advanced Rubber Guard)
     

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    Mario Lopez Alvarez said: 08-09-2011 10:25 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Anthony Herrera View Post
    When you order a jiu jitsu book one year before it even comes out... and your willing to wait ANOTHER year if you have too!!! (Advanced Rubber Guard)
    lol! I hope we get it soon! haha
     

  5. DanielJensen said: 08-09-2011 10:31 AM
    When you scissor sweep the carpet in bed to get the cold side against you
     

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    Mike Dewitt Jr said: 08-09-2011 10:36 AM
    You get mad at your significant other when they schedule an off cruise excursion during part of a training session on said cruise!!

    You have the same shirt in several different colors and want the sweatshirt in the new dark grey all with the same graphic on it.
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  7. Calan Ownhouse said: 08-09-2011 11:27 AM
    When during sex you keep taking wrist control
     

  8. Jake Grant said: 08-09-2011 11:52 AM
    When a 8lb medicine ball, punching bag,pool noodles,pair of jeans,two rolls of duct tape and a renato Laranja hoodie ture into a grappling dummy
     

  9. Joe Durham said: 08-09-2011 12:36 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Kendell Madden View Post
    when you see if you can maintain side control on your dog.
    they are the worlds best shrimpers...by the way

    Im guilty of that one too...and im never very successful on either my american bulldog or my pits...they've trained with me too long and already know my game
     

  10. Isaiah Mendoza said: 08-09-2011 01:15 PM
    when you shrimp to the kitchen