Chael Sonnen Stories Animated... Fucking EPIC!

[Taylor Culbertson]

Not to take away from Sonnen the king, but it reminded me of my favourite Tyson line to a female reporter.


"I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore. Unless you want to, you know."

Except Tyson REALLY went to prison for rape. Enough with the comparisons to Iron Mike.

[Jonathan Wylie]

It is legit... It came from me personally. I gave it to him for the way he easily submitted your mom with only his cock.

I don't really care how you rank his cock Im more interested in his bjj rank.

[Taylor Culbertson]

I don't really care how you rank his cock Im more interested in his bjj rank.

Why do you care? What vested interest do you have in his belt rank?

[Jonathan Wylie]

Why do you care? What vested interest do you have in his belt rank?

Personally it doesn't effect me one bit because I can usually see right through bullshit. But he knows full well this is a BJJ forum and that's not his BJJ rank. There is a reason when you go to select your rank your options are white, blue, purple, brown and black in that order and no yellow, green or red option. So I'm pretty sure he knew he shouldn't be putting his TKD rank up there. That automatically throws up warning flags in my mind so I stepped up to clear the air.

[Enrique "Kiko"]

Oh man I love this picture. I see so many of these guys at clubs and big events trying to act "tough" by mean mugging people while wearing Tapout and/or Affliction gear from head to toe. Nothing says tough like a hoodie or shirt with 100's of flaming skulls on it right?

http://media.photobucket.com/image/i...pout-shirt.jpg

[Jonathan Wylie]

Oh man I love this picture. I see so many of these guys at clubs and big events trying to act "tough" by mean mugging people while wearing Tapout and/or Affliction gear from head to toe. Nothing says tough like a hoodie or shirt with 100's of flaming skulls on it right?

http://media.photobucket.com/image/i...pout-shirt.jpg

Well, that came out of nowhere. Is that Mayhem Miller in that pic?

[Taylor Culbertson]

Personally it doesn't effect me one bit because I can usually see right through bullshit. But he knows full well this is a BJJ forum and that's not his BJJ rank. There is a reason when you go to select your rank your options are white, blue, purple, brown and black in that order and no yellow, green or red option. So I'm pretty sure he knew he shouldn't be putting his TKD rank up there. That automatically throws up warning flags in my mind so I stepped up to clear the air.

Warning flags? Are you the official belt color ranking guy? I am anointing you the official player hater. You are overly qualified but times are tough.

[Dustin C.]

[Mike Dewitt Jr]

"They love me in Brazil!"

[Troy White]

Jonathan Wylie,

OK for what it's worth, when I signed up for this web site it was to access the media, to gain more knowledge and grow myself. The form I filled out asked a little of my history/experience relating to martial arts. I did not know it was shown as ranking for this forum as a BJJ rank, I did not intend to mislead anyone or such. My rank ... Yes I am a "Black Belt" I started teaching my own martial arts school in 1986 (started formal training in '74). Am I a Black Belt in BJJ? No, but I didn't know/realize that was the question when I filled out the membership form for this site. I hope this answers your question.

With Honor & Respect,

Troy White