Ha...he's not mine. He's a badass, but I would never own one.
Those things are disgusting. He snores while he's awake. When
he farts it doesn't make a fart sound, it just makes a pffff air sound
with his asshole wide open and smells fucking sick - not to mention
you gotta clean all his nasty orifices and folds. He's worth a ton
of fucking money though.
How old is that boy? He's pretty good looking himself.