Moments that make you cringe

[The kza]

only had 1 friend in my childhood
she was girl
fall in love with her
friendzoned
stay friends as she's all I got
both move to different uni after highschool
0 friends at uni
try to stay in contact with her
epic ignore
go visit her at her university as a suprise
see her kissing some alpha
okay.jpg
talk to her the next day
was nice, still friendzone
don't see for years after that
decide to do something with my life
join the army
get sent to fight somewhere in the east
be there for a few years
made 1 friend in army,
he got shot and died
think about the girl I love everyday
write her letters
no response
leave the army after returning home
buy own house
after a few years the girl comes to my house
she's in deep shit and has nowhere else to go
happiest time of my life
still can't bear only being friends with her
tell girl I love her (again)
everything went better than expected
have sex with her
next morning
she's not in the house anymore
don't see her for a few years again
few years later I get a message from her
go visit girl
she has a child
my child
wants go marry me
we get married
1 year later she dies
single father
no chance of ever getting a woman again
my name is forest gump
CRRRIIIINGE

[Aab]

Go to the store
Thirsty for fluids
meet a fat woman
say hell no
Want some cookies
out of cookies
Maybe some tasty meats
out of meats
head over to the freezer aisle
big fat woman
get away
o god damn
there she goes
bending over
fuck them rolls
Ice cream sandwich
All i think about
Pick up a few boxes
go to the checkouts
Cute cashier
Ask her out
she says no
i say fuck you
she says excuse me
i punch her
i eat ice cream
i go to jail

CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIINGE (true story)

[Isaiah Mendoza]

go to the store
thirsty for fluids
meet a fat woman
say hell no
want some cookies
out of cookies
maybe some tasty meats
out of meats
head over to the freezer aisle
big fat woman
get away
o god damn
there she goes
bending over
fuck them rolls
ice cream sandwich
all i think about
pick up a few boxes
go to the checkouts
cute cashier
ask her out
she says no
i say fuck you
she says excuse me
i punch her
i eat ice cream
i go to jail

criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiinge (true story)

lol

[Corky]

See cancer still abundant even off of /b/

[Aab]

yeah

[zoraiz]

what the fuck are you guys talking about...lul

[HerbChao]

holy cow for a second I thought that was real! That was the story of Forrest though.

[The kza]

See cancer still abundant even off of /b/

my troll 8/10

your trolls 0/10

[Corky]

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