blue belt

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  1. Mikeox34 said:

    blue belt

    now im not talking about rank its a disorder similar to blue balls but has nothing to do with sex. its when you really want to roll but you cant. the cure is to roll and get a quick submission lets get that term popular
     
  2. Will Thaxton said:
    you can't roll, so you roll anyway and destroy somebody? does not make sense to me.
     
  3. Jon Helton said:
    Quote Originally Posted by Will Thaxton View Post
    you can't roll, so you roll anyway and destroy somebody? does not make sense to me.
    +1
     
  4. Jason Hyatt said:
    I get it. It's when you're jonesin' real bad for a good roll but for whatever reason you can't (can't get to the gym, injured, etc). Nothing will make it better; watching training vids, catching a UFC fight, wading through every forum on the interwebs in search of SOMETHING that will take the yearn to roll away -- and it doesn't. The only thing that cures the itch is a good, solid roll and you can't right now so you get "blue [balls] belt". The next time you're in the gym you make quick work of some poor schmuck and the itch eases -- like when you hold it and hold it for a little too long on the drive home, rush into the house at light speed and pee for like ten minutes. It's that kind of "Ahhh..."

    Yeah, I get that.
    Last edited by Jason Hyatt; 09-18-2010 at 05:43 AM.
     
  5. Ryan Cook said:
    I usually come down with this on the weekends... which is also when I drink. So I'm always trying to submit my wife or some other innocent bystander. They never remember to tap.
     
  6. Dustin C. said:
    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cook View Post
    I usually come down with this on the weekends... which is also when I drink. So I'm always trying to submit my wife or some other innocent bystander. They never remember to tap.
    LOL
    I showed my brother a RNC/mata leo (w/e u want to call it) and he was choking mom and he was saying " TAP OUT MOM TAP OUT!" she started turning purple so he let go and asked her why she didn't tap out she yelled "WHAT THE HELL IS TAPPING OUT!!" haha