-theres a guy name carl that stalks the Exxon
-Waffles dumped in heaven are the only way to dial Mrs. Carla's number
-Gasoline turns your tongue weird colors.
-Axe deodorant is put together from the ashes of dead cats
-a french guy gets into an argument with colonel sanders. Sanders says o fuck man i love chicken. The french guy replies " o pardone pardone vi vi vi vivivviviviviviviviivivi i love Paris and dirty sex with uneducated farm animals. Colonel replies with " I've senn John Madden naked". True story.