Originally Posted by Kendell Madden
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Can you start with that one? lol Originally Posted by Kendell Madden
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HAHA! Ok. Originally Posted by Max P.
So- I'm about 16 years old, its a friday night and I'm supposed to be back home by Midnight.
Few of us decide, "This night isn't ova! Let's go crazy!" And drink like 4 beers each (MORE than enough at that point to RIIIIP us up)
I go home at midnight, go to my room and sneak out. A stupid easy task when your stepmom is a drunk whore and your dad snores like a chainsaw.
My friends, strategically parked about 100 yards from my house (WIIIITH their lights off...like a set of true thugs)
I ran to the car and we were OFF! Nothing better than a Subaru full of white kids trying to be sneaky.
We turn out of the neighborhood and head off to cause a HEAP full of trouble.
While heading up the hill- we see a squad of police cars SCREAMING down the hill in our direction.
What we did next, I still to this day, have no idea why we did it.
We turn BACK into the neighborhood toward my house again- to see where the cops were going. I was so confused on why we were doing this... but my friend was driving, so eh!
We get to the top of the street where I lived, then see- YES, the cops WERE in fact coming to that area!
"Turn around man, I don't like this" I proclaimed. To which my friend agreed. We made a quick turn down another street, to make a U-Turn.
Quickly, we were blocked by a cop car at the front of the car. But he slowly went by- staring at us like that scene from Super Troopers (when they pull the kids over in the opening scene, then pull away slowly)
I start asking my friends "Okay fuckers, what the HELL did you do?!" to which they replied "NOTHING MAN! NOTHING!"
We slowly crept by the police car, guaranteed to have pure shocked looks on our face as the cop stared at us.
We turn away from the direction of my house and get another block, or so away. We stop at the corner, taking note that there are about 4 squad cars behind us. We turn left, and immediately the lights turn on and cars start coming outta EVERYWHERE. One blocks off the front of the car, one to the left and no less than 5 behind us.
"SERIOUSLY FUCKERS!! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?!" I was literally screaming and hitting the other 3 in the car.
"DUDE! We didn't do anything! Kyle waved at your neighbor sitting in his garage!" the driver said.
"Man, they wouldn't be pulling us over like this if you didn't do SOMETHING!" I said.
"Promise bro! Your neighbor was hiding behind his car staring at us, so I just waved at him!" Kyle said.
"PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE CEILING OF THE VEHICLE" the Cops said to us over the bullhorn.
"WHAT THE FUUUUCK!!!" I keep saying over and over.
Obviously we all put our hands up, but the stupid driver keeps trying to get his registration from the glove box after the cops made their statement. "Driver! Put your hands up or we will will be forced to open fire"
"God damn it Joe! Fuck the registration! Put your hands up!"
I'm fairly certain I pee'd my pants when they demanded the driver to get out of the car, because of the look on his face.
He gets out (I'm sitting directly behind him) and turns around and immediately starts crying as he goes ghost white.
They walk him to the back of the car and pat him down. Next its me, then the other two.
I had NO idea what my buddies really did, but I kept saying "I'm sorry! I don't know what they did!"
They take each one of us, ask us what we were doing in the neighborhood and search the car.
Apparently- the fuck in the garage saw a bunch of GANGSTAS breaking into (oh whoops, he meant OUT) of my house.
He also decided to tell the cops that we HAD A GUN AND WAIVED IT AT HIM WHILE SHOOTING IT IN THE AIR!
WTF?! is right. They talked to us for a lil while, obviously noting that we had NO gun(s), saw my ID that had my home address on it, then after about 30 mins...said we could go. No call to the parents, No note to the fact that we all had a few drinks in us...no "sorry", no nothing.
The ensuing 2 beers were something I'd never forget, mostly cause the smell from all of us shitting our pants made them taste horrible.
Oh beer- how you nearly got me killed for the lamest reason ever.
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firstly, i would have matrix dodged that sick, so i would be totally clean. secondly, its her car, so she can clean that shit in the morning. thirdly, id make her brush her teeth and down a glass of mouthwash, then its hit it Originally Posted by Enrique "Kiko"
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Originally Posted by Kendell Madden
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@Kendell: Epic story
@Karim: Eweee lol, but hey I understand brother. Do your thing. Still though. Eweee.
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uggghhhh...I hate typing this much. I'm a horrible writer. I need someone to be my ghost writer... Originally Posted by Karim Graham
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Ewee indeed, but its not like i would tell anyone about it Originally Posted by Enrique "Kiko"
Hmm, do one a day? Originally Posted by Kendell Madden
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