I just take this as proof that god exists. I am an atheist but out of intense respect for Neo's impressive skills, his meteoric ride up the 10P system, & and my extreme appreciation of break-dancing - I chose to go out on a limb & pray. I prayed like my doctor told me that I was going to die from my untreated syphilis tomorrow & wanted to save my sole before I die despite tearing into such a ridiculously high number of puss-producing prostitute colons.
I prayed that some random douche-bag simply hacked his FB account to plant a fake story about this staph infection & low and behold the lord jesus has shown his light to me. I suppose I'll be going to church for the 1st time in 25 years this Sunday - time to cancel the cross-fetish feeder/donkey-lover party I penciled in from 9am-2pm on Sunday.
Praise Jesus!