
Originally Posted by
Brandon Woolsey
Check out the inverted crotch ripper Coach pulls on me at 2min. I have his foot, so Im thinkin Ill just try to calf crank him on his own leg. BULLSHIT, I got the foot and blamo my pelvis is being torn in half lol so Im tapping quick. Now if you look at 2:28 you will see Joey stroking himself, the reason is because Coach did the same thing to him buuut he didnt tap quick enough lol. He was already limping around before I rolled with Coach so as soon as I felt that shit I was tappin out!!
I've been hit with that myself. He's so heavy on top you'll do anything to get out (that's not a weight joke -- the dude has topside pressure like you wouldn't believe. He has the density of a dying sun...). I know I've ended up in that grapevine of despair many times knowing full well that turning in is dangerous, but laying flat is torture. I'm like: "OK, you can have the leg. I'll worry about that in a second. But I gotta breathe!" That tiny glimmer of hope that appears in the form of "maybe I can grab that foot..." keeps your spirit alive -- right up until you tap.
Congrats on the blue belt brother!