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Renato Laranja
That’s easy fight for me. Anderson Silva only looked bad in the beginning because he had some broken “hibs”.
Inside BJJ
He had broken hands?
Renato Laranja
Hibs!
Inside BJJ
He had broken hips?
Renato Laranja
No, hibs! You ever hear that song from Chili’s, “I want my baby back, baby back, baby back…hibs!” Also, there is Tony Homa’s, a place for hibs. What I’m speaking? Chinese?
Inside BJJ
Oh ribs! I understand now. I thought you said hip.
Renato Laranja
I’m sorry you misunderstand that. Anderson was weak and he still put a triangle to that guy. Chael Sonnen’s jiu-jitsu is so bad. Matt Horwich can submit that guy. It’s embarrassing that guy’s jiu-jitsu. I can do anything I want to that guy.
Inside BJJ
What technique would you use?
Renato Laranja
Probably to add insult and put injury for him, I would use a triangle. He’s the poster boy for triangles. He should be on the cover of Pink Floyd’s next album because when I see him, all I see is a triangle.
Inside BJJ
What is your opinion of him as a competitor? He has a controversial track record.
Renato Laranja
Chael Sonnen is famous for being a big mouth wise guy who is a “Hepublican” who talk alotta stuffs. He talk a lot of stuffs but he also have a lot of losses. If he try to bark on the wrong tree, he’s gonna lose again.
Inside BJJ
What do you think about his Testosterone Replacement Therapy? I don’t know if you’re familiar with the IBJJF and the talk of potentially testing for performance enhancing drugs? What is your opinion of drug use in MMA and jiu-jitsu?
Renato Laranja
I’m not afraid of that. If I come in shape, that guy can be on any thing he want. He can be on steroids. He can be on “heefer”. I’m still gonna win. The most controversial thing about Chael Sonnen is his “Heal” Estate techniques. I’m a worried about his “Heal” Estate license. I don’t know how he got that. He’s a shyster.
Inside BJJ
I don’t know if he’s still in real estate.
Renato Laranja
I’m hope not.
Inside BJJ
You mentioned the US has good wrestlers. We’re starting to see a trend in the UFC where wrestling is becoming a primary base where it used to be jiu-jitsu. What do you think about guys who dabble more in wrestling than jiu-jitsu?
Renato Laranja
I don’t think so much for those guys. Look at Brock Lesnar. The last time Brock Lesnar fight he was “dabble” in losing. You can still bring any of those guys. I can fight “Hic” Flair. I can fight Ko Ko B. Ware. I’m not afraid of that black guy. He also have a big mouth and flashy clothes. That’s kid stuffs. jiu-jitsu is number one in my book. The night of the fight I’m gonna show that.
Inside BJJ
I’m surprised you have a knowledge of Ko Ko B Ware and wrestlers from that era. Changing gears a bit, there has been talk of Hulk Hogan and Brutus Beefcake having a homosexual relationship. What are your thoughts on that?
Renato Laranja
With a name like Brutus the Barber Beefcake, I’m not surprised by that. I was always wonder about Adrian Adonis myself.
Inside BJJ
He had the Flower Shop.
Renato Laranja
That’s right. Also, the jury is still out on Tugboat.
Inside BJJ
Sorry, I’m just surprised you have a deep knowledge of professional wrestling. Did you watch it Brazil?
Renato Laranja
People think in Brazil that we live in the dark ages. Of course I watch those guys. We start to have WWF at least three or four years ago.
Inside BJJ
I want to play a word association with you. I’ll say a name or word and you tell me the first thing that comes to mind.
Renato Laranja
I can do that.
Inside BJJ
Acai
Renato Laranja
Lifeblood.
Inside BJJ
Fear Factor.
Renato Laranja
Boring. “Hedundant”. Garbage.
Inside BJJ
Chuck Norris
Renato Laranja
Old. Ginger. “Hepublican”.
Inside BJJ
Fruits and Vegetables
Renato Laranja
The best. Strength! Life. Get you fruits and vegetables here.
Inside BJJ
Nick Diaz
Renato Laranja
Talks Tough. Undefeated in hospitals. Wears a wetsuit and a funny helmet and rides a ten speed.
Inside BJJ
Quatoof
Renato Laranja
Horrible. Black. Not funny.
Inside BJJ
Helio Gracie
Renato Laranja
Master. Angel. Prophet.
Inside BJJ
Tiki Ghosn
Renato Laranja
Loser. Jewish American fighter. Hanukkah.
Inside BJJ
Interesting word associations you come up with there. Is there anything else you’d like to talk about?
Renato Laranja
Right now I’m so busy. I get so many offers to do alotta things. I’m got allota movie scripts coming in. Also I’m working on a video game. Right now, it’s called Renato Laranja Jiu-Jitsu.
Inside BJJ
That’s the name of the video game?
Renato Laranja
That’s the game for the Playstation. I think it’s gonna be exclusive. Yes, I’m working on a fragrance.
Inside BJJ
A fragrance?
Renato Laranja
A cologne. I’m also working on a home churrascaria grill system to have in the house. I have a lot of stuffs like that. I have some condoms gonna be made. I work on a cartoon for children starring me and Renzo Gracie. It’s gonna be very interesting to watch that. I also do a lot of work with fighters. I’m training BJ Penn, Dennis Kang, Jeff Glover, Kenny Florian, Nam Pham, Ben Saunders, Rich Antonito. I’ve also been working with Vinny Magalhaes. But he has a contract with Eddie Bravo so I can’t talk about that. I work on a lot of stuffs.
Inside BJJ
Is there any chance you’ll be on the Joe Rogan podcast? You tried to call in once but he put the kibosh on it.
Renato Laranja
That experience put a taste in my mouth. I’m not sure I’m gonna go back even if he come to beg for me to do that. I don’t know that I’m gonna do that. People like him is gonna have to learn the hard way. He’s gonna see. He’s gonna come beg like everybody else. So, I’m not sure.
Inside BJJ
It sounds like you a lot of big things on the horizon.
Renato Laranja
A lot. I’ve done so much already but that’s how I keep to be alive. To keep my spirit alive, I have to do these things. I have so much knowledge, so much talent, so much humility. I have to give this back. I have everything – money, fame, and women. Why I’m not gonna give back to some poor losers who don’t have nothing.