BJJ Horror stories?

[Angel"EL DIABLO"Diaz]

Hey guys on another forum (reddit/bjj) someone asked about peoples horror stories or similar in BJJ cause apparently a white belt had tapped a black belt and got bitched and scolded at for being disrespectful and to aggresive but another BB on the forum told him that guy was puss for bitching at a white belt.

So wanted to know of your guys "horror" stories or at least most uncomfortable or scariest times in BJJ? (a good story will do lol)

[Charlemange August K.]

i once got sat on by a 270 pound wrestler who shit his pants.

[MartinBrick2]

I got my wrist broken by trying to pull half guard when my opponent was using a standing guard pass. He landed on my wrist with his knee. Heard the crack and it broke in multiple places, needing surgery. Tried to keep fighting one handed but it never really worked haha.

[MartinBrick2]

Recently though I saw this video. Don't know the guy. Don't watch if you have a weak stomach. http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=327975480557209

[Cody Kietzman]

I tried a standing guard pass and when i thrusted my hips downward in an impressively forceful fashion into side control he had "re guarded" by placing his knee in the area where my testicles were soaring towards....needless to say i wear a cup now...

[Aab]

I ate five tuna fish sandwiches before class and told them I had a bad piece of "oatmeal cream pie." After rolling around the whole room and gym smelled like "oatmeal cream pie." And thats why I don't play basket ball before Jiu Jitsu.

[Jonathan Wylie]

Jason Mallory has the worst bjj horror story ever he will have to give you the details I can't remember them something about a heal hook and staph.

[Jason Guest]

Anytime people don't clean themselves. There's a huge difference between a fresh sweat and letting things funkify for half a day.

[MegFTB]

This summer, I was rolling with a guy that had about 60 lbs on me...no big deal, most of the guys at my gym have at least that...I was looking to go deep half and it wasn't there, so I sat back. I was pretty sweaty from rolling for an hour and a half and the kid went to pass my guard and knee sliced me. I T-Rex'd my arms because big guys land on my chest all of the time and my ribs are constantly bruised...anyway, my right arm slipped, elbow got caught on the mat...wrist bent backwards. Sounded like a twig snapping in half. My radius was sticking out of my arm...I screamed like a maniac...all modesty went right out the window. In a panic I grabbed the bone that was jutting out of my arm and pushed it back in...setting it myself. VJ literally picked me up and took me to the ER...ended up fracturing that and my ulna. Good thing it was a clean break. Still hurts...can't do regular pushups, have to do them on my knuckles. sucks.

[Phill Schwartz]

Dislocated a guys elbow in a armbar, felt nasty, but a good video.