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Skipping jits class for a girl??? THAT is blasphemy! Originally Posted by D.Stachovak
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My cauliflower ear does tend to be an ice breaker. I just gotta make sure to sit with my left side to a girl. As far as the whole military thing. It's hard to blend in when you are white guys (gringos) in Central America. Stateside, I always say I'm a construction worker. However, women down here see us as fancy rich Americans so even the blindest fattest smelliest squirrel can get a nut.
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This is how Flight Medics get chicks. "Hey, wanna ride the hoist?"
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I'm an asst instructor @ my gym so when someone comes in to try a free class it's usually my responsibility to work with them. Once a chick came in (she was a solid 7 but interest in MMA bumps you up about 2 points in my book so let's call 'er a 9
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we were working guard technique and she was bottom, without thinking after a rep I grabbed her by her ankles and pulled her towards me so I was back in her guard(just as I might do with a guy) and I immediately saw it on her face. After class she pulled me aside and informed me that it had "Done something for her" and asked me to hang out and maybe do some personals...Darn my stupid girlfriend
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Shit, I don't think this is the case with me! I don't see her enough, it's Jiu Jitsu's fault, according to her! Originally Posted by D.Stachovak
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Haha awesome! Girlfriends are overrated my friend, until there is a ring you should explore your options... a hot girl who loves jiu jitsu class who gets turned on by the guard game... sounds like a dream girl to me Originally Posted by Roofliss
After class she pulled me aside and informed me that it had "Done something for her" and asked me to hang out and maybe do some personals...Darn my stupid girlfriend.
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Do you think she'll go down on one knee when she proposes? Will you shed a tear when you say yes? >=) Originally Posted by Matt Glach
...until there is a ring you should explore your options... a hot girl who loves jiu jitsu class who gets turned on by the guard game... sounds like a dream girl to me
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Long as she goes down...
Bada-Bing! lol
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SWITCH PARTNERS! ... and then you get sad. Originally Posted by Matt Glach
Haha awesome! Girlfriends are overrated my friend, until there is a ring you should explore your options... a hot girl who loves jiu jitsu class who gets turned on by the guard game... sounds like a dream girl to me
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Indeed my friend.
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