I love on 'Fruits and Vegetables': 'Everyfing come from Brazil. Here we have fruz an vejtable. Here was have carrot [ruffling lettuce], chomato [picking up carrot], I havie some apple [banana]. I have some spice. The spice part of thinga gonna make you feel strong.' Then when he takes a bite of the carrot, he spits it out into his hand and throws it to the side! Freakin hilarious!
'But then, if I'ma gonna have some vitamina minerauw, I'ma gonna see dat like dat, and I'ma not gonna know whach chu do. I'ma gonna try choo break va fing. ... Iz choo much. Iz choo advanch. I know somf ver important my fa told me. He say to me, "Renato, the apple [picking up an orange], it don fall far from da tree. Dassa way you haf to chink."'