What is your favorite Renato "Laranja" quote??

the best part of MTS so far is without question in the 17.

the carthweel/gi hand off.

superb.

Originally Posted by Brandon Mccaghren

the best part of MTS so far is without question in the 17.

the carthweel/gi hand off.

superb.

Don't forget the diving "porra" throw as if he was being shot at.

Originally Posted by lates85

Don't forget the diving "porra" throw as if he was being shot at.

yeah. this was def the greatest episode.

"When you gonna train with weights, do you need to take the weights home with you to see if you gonna have muscles? No. If you train hard,the muscles gonna stay. It's the same with the Gi. That's Jiu-Jitsu". - renato

"If you don't like me I don't care. Everything I do is for Jiu-Jitsu. BRASIL Jiu-Jitsu." - - renato

Quoting renato is like quoting from bible scripture , lol .

I win the fightche!!

"I just burned down a building and I'm afraid I'm going to do it again"

when he was saying that he was going to huff and puff the door down when rogan was in the shower was classic.........

Let me tell you about this guy!!! That guy!!!! Joe hogan
Edgie bravo
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I love on 'Fruits and Vegetables': 'Everyfing come from Brazil. Here we have fruz an vejtable. Here was have carrot [ruffling lettuce], chomato [picking up carrot], I havie some apple [banana]. I have some spice. The spice part of thinga gonna make you feel strong.' Then when he takes a bite of the carrot, he spits it out into his hand and throws it to the side! Freakin hilarious!

'But then, if I'ma gonna have some vitamina minerauw, I'ma gonna see dat like dat, and I'ma not gonna know whach chu do. I'ma gonna try choo break va fing. ... Iz choo much. Iz choo advanch. I know somf ver important my fa told me. He say to me, "Renato, the apple [picking up an orange], it don fall far from da tree. Dassa way you haf to chink."'