The Unofficial Man Whore Thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cody Kietzman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wulcTi5C0jA

Now all i need is a science mobile...

[Taylor Culbertson]

- Don't be a pussy. Don't talk about your girlfriend all the time with love hearts on your facebook (or at all).

- Don't text or call them all the time. Go a day without even speaking to them. Seem busy.

- Pretend you earn more money than you do. If you have $100 to spend on a night out, don't take a $100 bill, or 10x$10 bills. Take 9x$10 bills and wrap them around 10x1$ bills.

- Ebooks. Get a fucking Ebook about how to treat a lady at those special times. Just think of it as Caio Terra's half-guard DVD for the vag.

More or less work to bang hot chicks in England?

Also... the heart thing and facebook. You are coming for the "make a bitch think you are so infatuated you can't be swayed" approach correct? If so what is your strategy for combining that and going for the take down on another bitch at the same time?

[Taylor Culbertson]

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha Rule 5 was the one that made me laugh the most but I was joking I didn't mean to be a douche or anything

Forgiven, but you need to tone it down before you offend someone.

[StephenG]

Glory Holes.

[StephenG]

Surrriously though, go to dubstep shows and talk about
drugs and expanding your mind, and how we all love each-
other here. Tell a girl her nasty dreads are sexy and that
you have some coke and molly back at the house (even if you don't). Done.

[Luis Candelas, BCG]

Just say "Hey bitch, i'm Eddie Bravo" that usually works for me. just don't tell Master Eddie

[AaronNicholson]

My brother writes for psychology today on persuasion techniques related to dating. You guys might find some of his stuff interesting. Here's the link http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/...raction-doctor

[Luke Strickland]

Surely the tactics should be clearly noted next to the caliber of female they work on.
E.G:

The baller money trick stated earlier = 9/10 girl and under.

The get smashed and just grab some girl that happens to look easy = 2/10 girl.

[Brandon Palmer]

I saw this somewhere a long time ago and I thought some sort of fuck wizard must have written it.

Pay special attention to #8, as it is the most important of all.


24 Ways To Win A Girl's Heart
1.When she asks how she looks, shrug and say “could be better.” This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she’s sleeping. If she is, say “you better be.” Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she’s sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for wussies and Asian ladies.

7. If you’re talking to another girl, make sure she’s looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words ‘**** you,’ and grab the other girl’s ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you’re taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it’s going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you’re really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear “…because I can.”

9. Introduce her to your friends as “some chick”. Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she’s cold… but not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, “If you don’t stop *****ing about the cold right now, you’re going to be *****ing about a black eye.” The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she’ll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party’s dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn’t girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she’s fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you’re in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she’ll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she’s about to order interrupt and say “No, she’s not hungry”. Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts… and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I’m talking about.

21. If you’re listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she’ll think you’re mysterious.

22. Remember her birthday, but don’t get her anything. Teach her material objects aren’t important. The only thing that’s important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

23. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she’s coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don’t like this one that much, but I think it’s funny.

24. If she’s mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will ensure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you’re going to tell her a special surprise. Now she’ll be really excited. Now don’t call. That’s also quite funny!

[Max P.]

I saw this somewhere a long time ago and I thought some sort of fuck wizard must have written it.

Pay special attention to #8, as it is the most important of all.


24 Ways To Win A Girl's Heart
1.When she asks how she looks, shrug and say “could be better.” This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries.

Until that point it looked real :/

23 is awesome^^