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    Your Martial Art Sucks!...in the ZOMBIE APOCALPSE

    Apparently, hot on the heels of the zombie attack in Florida this week, the zombie survival people have come out with this. Oh snap, things just got real!!! Please spread the word so we can all benefit!!

    http://bouncer101.wordpress.com/2012...bie-apocalpse/
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    Reavers and Zombies are not the same thing.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reaver_(Firefly)Serenity_1430.jpg

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    I for one, welcome the zombie apocalypse. The only question I have is can the zombie virus be spread sexually?

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    We've held joke seminars before, talking about how bjj is the best single art for live opponents but Shaolin would be the best style during a zombie attack. I'll have to print this off for reference.

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    You are already surrounded by mindless, bloodthirsty, half alive, subhuman wretches. An actual zombie outbreak would just give you an excuse to shoot the motherfuckers in the face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Charette View Post
    You are already surrounded by mindless, bloodthirsty, half alive, subhuman wretches. An actual zombie outbreak would just give you an excuse to shoot the motherfuckers in the face.
    that's genius haha

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    I agree Sam!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sam charette View Post
    you are already surrounded by mindless, bloodthirsty, half alive, subhuman wretches. An actual zombie outbreak would just give you an excuse to shoot the motherfuckers in the face.
    zing!!!

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    One martial Art that would excel in a zombie apocalypse would be iaido.

    Also I disagree with JJ getting a higher percentage of effectiveness that any striking MA, just based on the fact ath zombies attack in hordes, and while you're throwing one zombie in the truck position, 5 more would be "Florida-overpassing" your face.

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    Weapons free article me thinks...obviously the gun is mightier than the sword BUT iaido is up there as a weapon at for sure! I also think the author may be a bit jiu jitsu biased ;-)
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