I don't even know where to start with this fucked up delusion.
You are out of your mind to think that you have the qualifications to teach a class when you have never felt what it's like to actually do the art. You have no clue how to trouble shoot a position, you have no sense of pressure and timing, and you don't know the first thing about how to build out an effective curriculum. Not to mention, you can't tell if a move is bullshit or not when you watch it on youtube, and most real jiu jitsu happens in between the moves, not during them. You don't know the first thing about that. The rest of the dudes on here are sugar coating shit, but I am not going to: stay away from teaching.
I have shut my mouth about your weird fascination with your daughter's bjj, but I will speak up now: I am creeped out by it. The constant discussion and posting about her and the sport that you don't do is odd. The fact that you want to take more children under your wing makes me feel icky too. Why do you want to be around all these kids and only kids? You set off all kinds of alarms with your level of fascination. I'm not saying you're an offender, but it sure starts pointing in that direction if you keep moving forward with attracting kids to your flock.
By the way, why do you want to teach just kids? Is it cause they don't have a bullshit meter yet? If you tried to teach an adult class, you would get smashed on and that would be your first and last day of teaching. However, with kids, you can act like an expert and they won't know any better. You know what a big part of being a professor is? Rolling with any mother fucker who shows up to your gym and putting the smash on him to show you are legit and our art is legit. My bet is you couldn't even smash a one stripe white belt. You fail the first qualification. Not to mention all the other ones. Leave the teaching to the big boys and keep playing in your fantasy internet world, but don't let the two paths cross.
Everyone wants to be the boss, but they don't want to pay the cost to get there.
p.s. Don't hide behind some bs philanthropic excuse. There are other ways to help kids besides trying to fluff your bjj ego.
You are out of your mind to think that you have the qualifications to teach a class when you have never felt what it's like to actually do the art. You have no clue how to trouble shoot a position, you have no sense of pressure and timing, and you don't know the first thing about how to build out an effective curriculum. Not to mention, you can't tell if a move is bullshit or not when you watch it on youtube, and most real jiu jitsu happens in between the moves, not during them. You don't know the first thing about that. The rest of the dudes on here are sugar coating shit, but I am not going to: stay away from teaching.
I have shut my mouth about your weird fascination with your daughter's bjj, but I will speak up now: I am creeped out by it. The constant discussion and posting about her and the sport that you don't do is odd. The fact that you want to take more children under your wing makes me feel icky too. Why do you want to be around all these kids and only kids? You set off all kinds of alarms with your level of fascination. I'm not saying you're an offender, but it sure starts pointing in that direction if you keep moving forward with attracting kids to your flock.
By the way, why do you want to teach just kids? Is it cause they don't have a bullshit meter yet? If you tried to teach an adult class, you would get smashed on and that would be your first and last day of teaching. However, with kids, you can act like an expert and they won't know any better. You know what a big part of being a professor is? Rolling with any mother fucker who shows up to your gym and putting the smash on him to show you are legit and our art is legit. My bet is you couldn't even smash a one stripe white belt. You fail the first qualification. Not to mention all the other ones. Leave the teaching to the big boys and keep playing in your fantasy internet world, but don't let the two paths cross.
Everyone wants to be the boss, but they don't want to pay the cost to get there.
p.s. Don't hide behind some bs philanthropic excuse. There are other ways to help kids besides trying to fluff your bjj ego.
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