Share your favorite Chuck Norris Facts

[Daniel Yaeger]

Chuck Norris won the world series of poker with an ace, king, queen, his drivers license and an uno card.

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer...to bad he will never cry

Chuck Norris was the 4th wise man and he gave Jesus the gift of beard. The other 3 were so jelouse that they had him taken out of the bible. They were later found dead from roundhouse kicks to the chest.

[Tyler Timmermans]

walker Texas ranger is only fake because chuck never looses but wants to give his victims false hope.

[Josh Smith]

It is said that Jesus Christ could walk on water, well Chuck Norris can swim through land!

Little boys wear super man pjs to bed, superman wears Chuck Norris pjs to bed!

[Kevin Green]

Sharks dedicate a week to chuck Norris

[Aab]

Chuck Norris eats 100 hamburgers every day.

[WilliamGunter]

chuck norris doesn't use twitter his already following you!

[Dartangan Jackson]

The Saw movie traps are all based on Chuck Norris's morning workout routine.

Chuck Norris took the cookie out of the cookie jar.

[Bryan_McLean]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a gun under his pillow.....he has a pillow under his gun!!
The Boogey man checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
2> 1 (unless 1 = Chuck Norris)

God asked Chuck Norris what he believed, and Chuck said "I believe you're sitting in my chair motherfucker!"

[Cookie Monster]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a gun under his pillow.....he has a pillow under his gun!!
The Boogey man checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
2> 1 (unless 1 = Chuck Norris)

God asked Chuck Norris what he believed, and Chuck said "I believe you're sitting in my chair motherfucker!"

LMAO!

chuck norris doesnt channel surf he channel sky dives

chuck norris doesnt pray to god, he stands infront a mirror and compliments himself

the earth rotates because chuck norris walks

[Sam Bergeron]

Here's a list of Chuck Norris' favorite foods: Whisky