Neat Lawyer Trick I Just Learned....

[Matt "Gumby" Glach]

Deletion via editing. Can an admin please delete this thread when they get a chance? Thanks.

[NelsonLucca]

hmmmm...
time to rev up the yugo : )

[Jason Hyatt]

My ex-wife is a prosecutor. I remember her telling me this when she was in school. Haven't needed to use it yet.

[Jay Chow]

This sort of reminds me of that South Park episode where they go hunting... "It's heading right for us!"

It's a duck billed platypus!

DUCK AND COVER!

[Tyler Timmermans]

does this work on cops if you accuse them of planting drugs on you then they say "ya right" sarcastically.

[AndyK5]

It is wrong, drive fucking carefully.

[Michael Jazzwell Anthony]

If you're even thinking about doing this when an accident happens to clearly be your fault... you are an asshole.

[Jason Hyatt]

If you're even thinking about doing this when an accident happens to clearly be your fault... you are an asshole.

Well yeah, but lawyers are assholes (no offense Matt -- I know a few lawyers who do some wonderful pro bono work...). Since the time of Shakespeare the answer to society's problems has started with: "First, kill all the lawyers."

[bobby rivers]

Which class do they extract your conscience in order to twist and manipulate an already fucked system to further fuck over honest people due to their innocent ignorance on shady loopholes and bullshit technicalities?

[Matthias Sieber]

To be honest with you... This is another reason why americans are considered douchebags all over the world...

I'm happy that I got to know many good people. But this is typical stereotype like behavior which will increase the conflict potential in your life. Don't complain about karma later.