Soften him up with a really expensive bottle of vintage wine. I suggest a Malbec, or perhaps a Côtes du Rhône. Then...suprise him by taking him out to a very fancy restaurant. Something hip...downtown...maybe Tesoro Trattoria. Then...when he least expects it...tell him that you rented a private jet...just for him...to Vegas. Put him up for the weekend. I'm thinking The Hard Rock. Make sure he invites me. Give him a stack of cash, you know...appropriate spending money for strip clubs and gambling. Nothing over the top...like 5K, or so. Then...wait...what was the question again?
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