Yes indeed, St. Christopher is a fine fellow, he taught me to turn invisible, if i really try hard...
Additionally, he taught me the following:
- How to feel like a real woman
- How to dislodge a GI Joe figure’s head from your penis hole (see how adding “hole” to stuff makes it better? Well, now you know.)
- The value of masturbating to your own baby pictures
- The importance of trusting anyone that says either, “I’m a friend of your parents, and they sent me to pick you up,” or “Free puppies in the van”
- A little game you play with cats called “key in the ignition”
And finally…
- When Rammstein, Die Antwoord, and the Swag Buddies collide, EVERYONE wins
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