Well....if you're not forcing shit and not using muscle and just being free and stoned and perfect, what the hell do you need cardio for?? It's all mind over matter. Didn't you see that scene in the Matrix when Morpheus stopped breathing after he kungfued the shit out of Keanu Reeves? But yeah...vaporizers...mind over matter...or just be straight edge and trigger the chemicals in your brain that make you feel stoned. Can't you just imagine it? Like my homie just passed me a little sweet smelling green....the bowl is like a shiny molded piece of the holy grail, I inhale and.....ooooh....I'm calming down. I'm not crazy. I just control my emotions like I'm Matt Horwich or Buddha or.....
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